Attention Babysitters:
Need to flatten a
bump in the night?
Problems pacifying
your prepubescent youths because of purported bedtime boogeymen?
Nocturnal nasties
keeping kids awake and active?
For a fee, we fight
fanged fiends, banish bedroom beasts, and topple troublesome terrors.
Call us to calm your
churlish charges.
MARCUS AND MARLIN MARDIS:
MASTER MONSTER MURDERERS
