Funniest Moments in German Travels Part 1

Found in a shop's window front:

Mannequin about to shank a bitch.

Found in a coffee shop bathroom:

Really, what an undignified phallus.

Found in Würzburg's Royal Square:

The famous 'Man uppercuts horse.'

Found not too far from that:

Dammit Karen, I've gotta-
Oooh, we gotta badass over here.

Stayed tuned for more hijinks. 

-After these brief messages we'll be riiiiight back.